Life In The Wrong Key

Are the meeting like this in all offices or just Mine ???? ;)

And this is what formed our childhood. Hmmmm...... ;)

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10 10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people...

Total Believer in his powers... he Rocks...

 Lawyers Funny bone... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________ _ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ______________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I ca...

Recently news of The Pope resigning is everywhere. And  it seems if your a christian you need to have an opinion on the Topic. I mean its a decision which he seemed to have made in good intentions....... or maybe there is a deeper story. But another question in many peoples mind "How can we have faith in the Roman Catholic religion?"       I don`t feel this is a reason one looses faith in the religion. Cause if you have Faith you do not have to depend on the superficial stuff.  Came across a book which puts things into perceptive.  "The Bad Popes   is a 1969 by  E. R. Chamberlin  "  documenting the lives of eight of the most controversial   popes   (papal years in parentheses): Pope Stephen VI  (896–897), who had his predecessor  Pope Formosus   exhumed, tried, de-fingered , briefly reburied, and thrown in the  Tiber . Pope John XII  (955–964), who...

Work Pressure has just begun and all is good.....  Just hoping I never turn into a Workaholic with problems like these...  Like some of my friends......... :) Flashing the ID card at the door, instead of unlocking the house door with keys..! __________________ Going out with Friends for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as after finishing.. starting to walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..! ____________________ On a call with dad when mom was not around. Worriedly asking dad, “Why is she not attending the status call?” ____________________ Not logging on facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home..! :p ____________________ Keeping my hands in front of the tap waiting for water to drop by itself. forgetting we have to turn on and off the tap…. ____________________ At times after talking to a friend. Endi...

Top 5 Most Expensive Rich Toys : 1. Private Island 2. Private Jet 3. High End Yacht 4. Helicopter 5. Exotic Car and Driver A nd on e of t he craziest one being the Real Bugatti : $1.7 million USD toy Bugatti : $2.93 million USD

Subliminal messages are in images every day. Subliminal tapes are sold by the millions to people that want to motivate themselves with custom subliminal messages. There are subliminal messages in songs. There are even computer programs so you can make your own custom subliminal message to yourself as you watch your computer each day. Scroll down to see why they removed the image from the phone book. The area high-lighted on the image was the reason the image was pulled. Here we see a example of subliminal message is in the Telephone Directory (written) Just check out the palm trees. Another obvious subliminal message EVen the most Popular brands aren`t above this. Lets take COKE for example. Feel the Curves, indeed. I would guess the "curves" are going to be felt when you put this item to your mouth. Think about what the Subliminal Message is to you each time you take a drink of that product. Hidden is a Subliminal message in the lights of the buildings?...

- Technological innovation- There are social media opportunities such as company pages and ads on Facebook. Small software application or widgets, such as Apple iPhone Apps. And who knows what's keeps updating. - Hire people who will walk around town with your logo or sales message printed on their foreheads or T-Shirts. Or on their cars. - And if that's tooooo boring, how about custom labeling bottles of chili sauce for your sales force to give away, if you do in fact have a hot new product. - How about joint promotions or ad campaigns with other companies? A company that sells bottled mango juice ran a promo with a large distributor of fresh mangos. They placed a small sticker on each mango sold through retail stores. "Bottled version available from Juicy Juices". - Also in this neighborhood is the exploding field of affiliate marketing Think of ways to link to the news. - You can always link to a seasonal event such as C...

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With Lehman Brothers going bankrupt, following the collapse of a series of other leading institutions, the financial sector is in crisis with jobs lost and markets in turmoil. But in the midst of this chaos, the legal service industry is quietly making an extra buck. The sub-prime meltdown in the US, and the rise in litigation, has increased the amount of legal work being outsourced to India. Revenues in the last six months have gone up more than 100 per cent, according to heads of legal process outsourcing companies in India. Because of rising costs, “companies are actively looking outsource to India, where legal work costs one-tenth of what lawyers charge in the US,” says Sirisha Gummaregula, COO of Quislex. If one company is satisfied with the results of a particular firm, word spreads. “Acceptance by the client and client-referrals have made a big difference to the sector,” she says. Added to that is the fact that with each passing year, legal costs go up at a rate of 5-6 per cent ...

From the moment Portugal came to the pitch he was like a younger version on C. Ronald, all that potential all that amazing foot work, Now he just needs to fine tune himself : his game, his Body and his persona. And he has the perfect person to pick it up from right allong side him C. Ronaldo.