Life In The Wrong Key

Like me If you have ever had to deal with a major corporation's customer service then you will really appreciate this.  Guy`s Aunt died past January. CitiBank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...(the balance had been $0.00... now was somewhere around $60.00) The following phone call was placed to CitiBank Guy : "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." CitiBank : "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Guy : "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections..." CitiBank : "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been." Guy : "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" CitiBank : "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau...maybe both!" Me:  "Do you think God will be mad at her?...

Misunderstood By:  Satanists, heavy metal bands. Modern Satanism walks the narrow line  right  from  a lot more chains, hair dye and self-mutilation. Generally intended as a giant middle-finger to Christianity, Satanists deliberately adorn themselves with symbols that they think will inspire random people to try to give them a stern talking to. (Also known as Attention Seekers) One of the most popular Satanist symbols is the  upside down cross , the reasoning behind which seems obvious enough. With the possible exception of that pentagram thing with the goat's head inside it, the inverted cross is the most immediately recognizable symbol of defiance against Christianity. It's certainly the easiest to tattoo. Whoa, wait a second... If those Satanists had paid attention in Sunday school, they would probably realize that the inverted cross is actually the personal trademark of Saint Peter, the first Pope, and one of the most revered figures in C...

Are the meeting like this in all offices or just Mine ???? ;)

And this is what formed our childhood. Hmmmm...... ;)

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10 10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people...

Total Believer in his powers... he Rocks...

 Lawyers Funny bone... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________ _ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ______________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I ca...

Recently news of The Pope resigning is everywhere. And  it seems if your a christian you need to have an opinion on the Topic. I mean its a decision which he seemed to have made in good intentions....... or maybe there is a deeper story. But another question in many peoples mind "How can we have faith in the Roman Catholic religion?"       I don`t feel this is a reason one looses faith in the religion. Cause if you have Faith you do not have to depend on the superficial stuff.  Came across a book which puts things into perceptive.  "The Bad Popes   is a 1969 by  E. R. Chamberlin  "  documenting the lives of eight of the most controversial   popes   (papal years in parentheses): Pope Stephen VI  (896–897), who had his predecessor  Pope Formosus   exhumed, tried, de-fingered , briefly reburied, and thrown in the  Tiber . Pope John XII  (955–964), who...

Work Pressure has just begun and all is good.....  Just hoping I never turn into a Workaholic with problems like these...  Like some of my friends......... :) Flashing the ID card at the door, instead of unlocking the house door with keys..! __________________ Going out with Friends for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as after finishing.. starting to walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..! ____________________ On a call with dad when mom was not around. Worriedly asking dad, “Why is she not attending the status call?” ____________________ Not logging on facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home..! :p ____________________ Keeping my hands in front of the tap waiting for water to drop by itself. forgetting we have to turn on and off the tap…. ____________________ At times after talking to a friend. Endi...

Top 5 Most Expensive Rich Toys : 1. Private Island 2. Private Jet 3. High End Yacht 4. Helicopter 5. Exotic Car and Driver A nd on e of t he craziest one being the Real Bugatti : $1.7 million USD toy Bugatti : $2.93 million USD

Subliminal messages are in images every day. Subliminal tapes are sold by the millions to people that want to motivate themselves with custom subliminal messages. There are subliminal messages in songs. There are even computer programs so you can make your own custom subliminal message to yourself as you watch your computer each day. Scroll down to see why they removed the image from the phone book. The area high-lighted on the image was the reason the image was pulled. Here we see a example of subliminal message is in the Telephone Directory (written) Just check out the palm trees. Another obvious subliminal message EVen the most Popular brands aren`t above this. Lets take COKE for example. Feel the Curves, indeed. I would guess the "curves" are going to be felt when you put this item to your mouth. Think about what the Subliminal Message is to you each time you take a drink of that product. Hidden is a Subliminal message in the lights of the buildings?...