Life In The Wrong Key

Are the meeting like this in all offices or just Mine ???? ;)

And this is what formed our childhood. Hmmmm...... ;)

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10 10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people

Total Believer in his powers... he Rocks... <3 nbsp="" p="">

 Lawyers Funny bone... <3> These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________ _ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ______________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-

Recently news of The Pope resigning is everywhere. And  it seems if your a christian you need to have an opinion on the Topic. I mean its a decision which he seemed to have made in good intentions....... or maybe there is a deeper story. But another question in many peoples mind "How can we have faith in the Roman Catholic religion?"       I don`t feel this is a reason one looses faith in the religion. Cause if you have Faith you do not have to depend on the superficial stuff.  Came across a book which puts things into perceptive.  "The Bad Popes   is a 1969 by  E. R. Chamberlin  "  documenting the lives of eight of the most controversial   popes   (papal years in parentheses): Pope Stephen VI  (896–897), who had his predecessor  Pope Formosus   exhumed, tried, de-fingered , briefly reburied, and thrown in the  Tiber . Pope John XII  (955–964), who gave land to a mistress, murdered several people, and was killed by a man who caught him in bed with hi

Work Pressure has just begun and all is good.....  Just hoping I never turn into a Workaholic with problems like these...  Like some of my friends......... :) Flashing the ID card at the door, instead of unlocking the house door with keys..! __________________ Going out with Friends for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as after finishing.. starting to walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..! ____________________ On a call with dad when mom was not around. Worriedly asking dad, “Why is she not attending the status call?” ____________________ Not logging on facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home..! :p ____________________ Keeping my hands in front of the tap waiting for water to drop by itself. forgetting we have to turn on and off the tap…. ____________________ At times after talking to a friend. Ending the conversation